'Man-bun' Joseph and 'Pumpkin Spiced Latte-drinking Mary' are the stars of the new hipster nativity which is a perfect representation of what the nativity would look like if Jesus was to be born in 2016.
Instead of three wise men bearing gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh, the men arrive on segways bearing gifts from Amazon Prime. What more could you ask for?!
The shepherd can be seen with headphones in, glued to his iPhone, where he is probably streaming the latest episode of Planet Earth II, whilst Mary and Joseph get the perfect duck-face selfie with the newborn all for the gram...#nofilter
And don't forget the animals! With everyone gone all gluten-free mad, it's no surprise to see the cow eating gluten-free feed, whilst being branded as 100% organic. Turn to the sheep and it's in the festive spirit wearing a Christmas jumper. The stable itself also has had a 2016 revamp. Look closely and you can see that the roof comes with it's own solar panel and we wouldn't be surprised if there was wifi.
It couldn't be more 2016 if they tried. And it could be yours for a mere $130!
Not sure if we would splash that much on something you probably could make yourself, but it is rather amusing.
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